I got lit up on Wednesday and made it through round four. ‘Tis the season to let the dog loose and spin some chemo bloopers. Warning: do not attempt any of these acts at home, or anywhere else for that matter. I should have learned by now, but I’ll need two more rounds to prove:… Continue reading Let’s Get Lit & Be Merry & Bright
What’s a cancer patient gotta do to detox from chemo? Go to my closet, of course. We’ve got our piece of Amsterdam’s Red Light District going on in there. It all started in college when my friend and I were traipsing around Amsterdam with our Let’s Go Europe guide at the ready. My friend insisted… Continue reading My Closet Red Light District
“Welcome to the Muppet Labs where the future is being made today,” so says Dr. Bunson Honeydew. And you know what that means: Beaker, his unfortunate assistant, is back. As I recall, I went into chemo wearing my turkey hat to be a bit festive. If you’re going to get stuffed before the meal as… Continue reading Muppet Magic: Bunking Down With Beaker
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